‘Biden’ Blames Spider-Man For Political Failures In Public SNL

In the most recent Saturday night live openly, James Austin Johnson gave a press conference as President Biden in which he addressed Americans’ concerns about the ongoing pandemic.

“I know you’re tired of getting an email from your kid’s school saying, ‘Okay, let’s go to school tomorrow. We feel lucky! “” I said.

But, the “chairman” had a solution: “There is one simple thing you can do to make this whole virus go away – don’t watch Spiderman! “

He went on to explain it, because great success liberate, release, free Spider-Man: There’s no way home coincidentally with the start of the Omicron wave, it must have caused it. Watching other movies, he told “reporters,” was fine.

Johnson-as-Biden also blames his others political failure on the latest Marvel movie: “You think people can focus on voting rights when Spider-Man’s Aunt May was a freak smoker? “

As the “press conference” neared its end, the “chairman” began to speculate that perhaps we were living in a multiverse like the one described in Spider-Man: There’s no way home.

“Doesn’t that make more sense than whatever the hell our current world exists in?” he requested. “Everybody got vaccinated and the pandemic got worse!” Johnson-as-Biden posits the existence of two other Joe Bidens: one who lost to former President Donald Trump in 2020 and now hosts a show on CNBC, and another “who is the greatest president?” historically” and “actually supported by my own party.”

Pete Davidson then shows up as a younger Biden, tattooed from the “real” universe to confirm Johnson-as-Biden’s theory. Our timeline, he explains, “was created as a joke starting in 2016.”

In response to a “reporter’s” question, Davidson-as-alt-Biden also asserted that “Everybody on earth is better off than in the real world, except for a man named Pete Davidson.”