Late-night host explains why you shouldn’t intentionally catch COVID, laughing at Fauci’s ‘moron’ whisper

The COVID-19 pandemic never ends very bad now“The United States reported 1.5 million new infections yesterday,” Stephen Colbert said on Tuesday. Late show. “Want to know how sick we are all about this pandemic? Check out the headline that CNN thinks we all need to hear: ‘5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Purposely Catch Omicron’ to get through it” . “” Well, obviously you shouldn’t have caught Omicron on purpose and – should I? I mean, all the other late night hosts are doing it. I’m starting to think they had a secret sleepover and I wasn’t invited! “

“Things went awry on Capitol Hill today, where Dr. Anthony Fauci was testifying in front of him old enemy, Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, “but also new antagonism Kansas Senator Roger Marshall, Colbert said. “Senator Marshall asked Fauci about going public with Fauci’s finances – going public, because that’s how financial disclosure work – and Fauci said it uncertainly, it’s not his fault if the senator doesn’t know how to google. Then in the end, the good doctor let Real emotions are known on a hot mic“The clip of Fauci calling Marshall a ‘idiot’ now lives forever on the internet, a place Senator Marshall and his staff will never be able to find it,” he added. “

“The bad idea emerging around are people – and I endorse this idea, now I realize it’s stupid – but people want to catch the virus just to get through it,” Jimmy Kimmel admits on Kimmel Live. “Here’s the problem: There are just too many doctors and only too many nurses and only too many hospital beds. When everyone is trying to achieve something at the same time, it was a disaster. What do we not learn from the big toilet paper crisis in 2020? “

Jimmy Fallon said: “The pandemic has caused all kinds of shortages around the world, but the Norwegian military is dealing with something very unique. Tonight’s show. “Whether it’s the Norwegian Army or Norwegian Tourism, they all have the same tagline: You’ll need more underwear.”

“Hulk Hogan is under a lot of pressure after he suggested that the COVID vaccine was the cause of the recent deaths of some of our biggest celebrities,” Fallon said. become the heavyweight champion of Facebook. “You’re laughing now, but if Trump gets re-elected, he’ll be the new Dr. Fauci.”