“What can you say during sex and in the restaurant?” 19 (NSFW) suggestions

We’re slightly concerned about what Reddit users u/DressOne2628 planned after reading your r/AskReddit question.

What can you say about sex and in the restaurant?

Never do anything that kicks you out before you’ve had your dessert – that would be our advice.

The question was popular, with the obvious warning that many of these are genuinely NSFW – and some might make you really hungry.

1.

How do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it?
huskynot

2.

ChuckitCharlie0
Over

3.

Oooh sharp!
SaneInsanity92

4.

let me warm this up for you
abarkhan666

5.

I have to unbutton my pants.
SauseegeGravy

6.

Sparky605
Over

7.

It was good, but I’d say your mother does better.
DavosLostFingers

8th.

Do you want to switch sides?
surdtmash

9.

ItsNuckinFutz
Over

10

Stop playing with it and just eat it.
mrenz70