Thousands of texts by Alex Jones are now public, and yes, he’s the worst

In the wake of Alex Jones’ attorney accidentally send sued the full contents of his phone to a Sandy Hook families attorney who took Jones to the Southern Poverty Law Center last summer published Thousands of his text messages in a new report on Wednesday. You probably wouldn’t be too surprised to learn that texts the conspiracy theorist and InfoWars founder sent out between 2019 and 2020 suggest he’s not a great person: while paying a private investigator track and track his wife In 2019 — specifically to prove she was cheating on him — Jones cheated at the same time her.

As until now reported from Rolling StoneAround the time these texts were sent out, Jones was overseeing an elaborate “spy ring” to keep tabs on his ex-wife, Kelly Jones, and now-wife, Erika Wulff Jones. Jones went so far as to attach a GPS tracker to Erika’s car and demanded hourly updates on her location from Tim Enlow – a former cop and Blackwater spy – who he had hired to follow her.

But despite his suspicions about Erika, at the same time he texted Enlow to get news about his wife, he also texted an unnamed married woman with whom he was having an affair: “On the way. Please run me a bath,” the SPLC report said. At another point he asked his lover for a “sucky”.

Jones also sounds pretty miserable in the newly released lyrics. When his wife proposed a divorce just before the January 6 riot he helped foment, he wrote, “I’m in hell.” Around that time, he wrote to his father that he was in a “black hole” live.

Anyway, no one feels bad for this unhappy man, for convincing an alarming number of people that the mass shooting of children at Sandy Hook Elementary School was a hoax and directed unfathomable harassment against the families of the deceased children. To this I say: Enjoy hell sir.