When the ball drops and all is said and done for 2022, what will turn out to be pop culture’s biggest unsolved mystery this year? Will this be why Mariah Carey held an umbrella during her Thanksgiving Day Parade performance when it didn’t rain? Could this be what JoJo Siwa actually says to Candace Cameron Bure in her (now ongoing) feud is alleged stalemate convo? Maybe, but my money depends on whether or not Theo James has the long penis revealed in the first episode of The White Lotus‘Second seasonis actually his own work or the work of a good sculptor.
If you’ve got working memory and fancy the finer things (like big cocks), you’ll recall that James’ character Cameron, within sight of Harper (Aubrey Plaza), dropped his knickers, clearly to impress her. That he could show his length behind was all the more impressive. Viewers have taken note! in a (n interview With entertainment tonight, James revealed that the first filmed version of the scene “was way too much”. He continued, “But then we kind of did a more subtle version…[Series creator/writer/director Mike White] weakened it.” He didn’t say whether it was a prosthetic or not, which one some suspected because a) Steve Zahn talked about using one during the show’s first season, b) the use of penile prostheses on television is well documented and widespread, and c) it seems maddeningly unfair that someone as handsome and well built as James should also be wielding a huge cock. It happens! But it’s rare. Few storms are more perfect.
Which brings us now. vanity fair recently released a short-ish profile by the British actor, in which he talks about the scene and his quite proper dislike of “clickbait reporting” in reference to the post you are reading right now. Said James of the scene and the ensuing reaction:
“We’re all animals that are interested in the carnal and fascinated by desire – this scene was written very specifically and then discussed with Mike and I and Aubrey,” James tells me via Zoom from his north London home. Commenting on subsequent media coverage, he adds: “Simplifying it like this is simplifying the work of the show. When it’s reduced to the banality of clickbait with a headline, it’s a bit frustrating.”
okay man You show us a huge cock from behind, and we have questions. It is natural. We are carnivorous animals, fascinated by cravings for fatty meat. Not all of us, bbut many. Our thirst for truth (and other things) continues unabated.
https://jezebel.com/theo-james-still-hasnt-confirmed-whether-his-white-lotu-1849832544 Theo James talks about a nude scene in The White Lotus