Our 25 favorite funny tweets of the week
Welcome to the weekend – more or less – and, depending on where you live, to snowmaggedon.
When you don’t have to make snow angels, we’re assuming the weather will keep you inside – so now’s the perfect time to turn on the kettle and keep your date with Twitter’s best.
1.
“Turn left at the end of this street, straight ahead at the roundabout, then it’s the second street on the right. Can’t miss it mate”. pic.twitter.com/oBsb2jjhSM
— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) March 6, 2023
2.
I have room for everything. The floor.
– Emma Beasley
(@JustBeingEmma) March 3, 2023
3.
I could never be a parent. The tantrums, the picky food, the fights in the playground. I can’t just drop it all and raise a kid.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) March 6, 2023
4.
Darwin. pic.twitter.com/chI4PsVN64
— AskAubry
(@ask_aubry) March 7, 2023
5.
Every time I see these stickers around town, I can’t help but think it sounds like the person halfway to typing them out was attacked by a bear. pic.twitter.com/DnkPydJ1IK
– TechnicalRon (@TechnicalRon) March 5, 2023
6.
When you can’t make it to the bathroom in time pic.twitter.com/2j7zvrZL5d
— Pete Firman (@petefirman) March 9, 2023
7.
There are three main parts to a printer: the body, the jammed paper tray, and the blinking red light
— Amanda Blain ● (@amandablain) March 8, 2023
8th.
Science can’t explain why your bathroom is at least 9x farther from your bedroom at 1am
— iain (@ACartoonCat) March 6, 2023
9.
You’re a disgrace, Susan, you disgust me. pic.twitter.com/BARp96mrt3
— Jamie (@gnuman1979) March 8, 2023
10
Severity of snow in UK:
1. Fascinating videos for toddlers.
2. Cute Puppy Reaction Gifs.
3. Hearty wankers having outdoor fun.
4. Chaos in road and rail traffic.
5. School closures.
6. Looting, rioting, cannibalism.
7. Nigel Farage joke about global warming.— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype) March 8, 2023
11.
Mechanic: Your car has a flat tire
Me: It’s called a garage— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) March 9, 2023
12.
My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because there will be autocorrect in the future and I’m forever a grapefruit for that.
— No, it’s gone (@Joust_A_Minute) March 5, 2023
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