Johnny Depp and his lawyer girlfriend broke up and shook my faith in love

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“Love is only made more valuable by the risk of heartbreak,” wrote romance novelist Alessandra Torre. How true those words ring today because today I learned that alleged domestic abuser, dirty pirate, Johnny Depp and the woman were hired to take the witness stand and say, ‘Hey! my client is Not a dirty pirate house molester”. broken up. True love? She doesn’t live here anymore.

Depp and his lawyer in his UK defamation lawsuit, Joelle Rich, are no longer together. In September the two were connected and is said to have off-the-charts chemistry. I can only imagine the fireworks that erupted between a professional attorney who saw a man masquerading as a Santa Monica busker and thought, “I’m going to put my career on the line and defend this man from being labeled a wife beater.” The romance is straight out of a kinky Hallmark movie. lawyer meets creep; Lawyer Defends Creeping; for a short time crawl and advocate boink; Creep cannot be tied to a female as it is in his rattling bones to keep wandering through the earth and driving everyone away.

Turns out, the tingling passion they shared wasn’t enough to sustain a serious relationship. It was all sex and no substance – something that luckily none of us have ever experienced. It’s also a shame because if you were to get a full lobotomy and erase your brain Eternal Sunshine In terms of style, Johnny Depp could perhaps be considered a suitable partner given his earlier bone structure.

Maybe it’s for the best that Rich and Depp didn’t come to terms. He’s incredibly busy painting portraits by Bob Dylan who would look incredible in the home decor aisle at TJ Maxx while living out a rock star fantasy touring with Yardbirds guitarist Jeff Beck. It also traumatically rewires all of our brains appear in the Savage Fenty lingerie runway show next week. Perhaps the affair ended because Rich could not stand the fact that her husband absolutely humbled himself in such a situation.

For a man whose life was “ruined” by a woman planned to exhibit nude photos from, he is doing incredibly well. Rich and Depp’s split might prove true love doesn’t exist, but it also proves that alleged serial abusers do can to have everything! Johnny Depp and his lawyer girlfriend broke up and shook my faith in love

Adam Bradshaw

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