JLo and Ben Affleck just got some Pinterest ass-looking matching tattoos

Reunited vintage Y2K couple Jennifer Lopez and husband Ben Affleck been everywhere lately, from stupid Dunkin’ Super Bowl commercial to look “miserable” and spawning memes at this year’s Grammy Awards. Now the duo are all over each other (once again) … in ink.

To commemorate the couple’s first Valentine’s Day since their wedding in August 2022, Lopez Posted a photo slideshow on Instagram showing several recent and old photos of them along with each of their corresponding tattoos. The caption reads:

Commitment ♾️Happy Valentine’s Day my love 🤍 (Look for more Deets on VDay following #OnTheJLo soon…) #CommitmentIsSexy #ThisIsUsThen #ThisIsUsNow #ThisIsMeNow

I’m not going to poke fun at JLo and Sad Affleck’s act of commitment because I find it quite sweet and serious (although I already understand the extent of their commitment given the whole marriage thing). However, I am going to drag them to hell for probably having some of the best, most expensive tattoo artists available and still choosing to get those Pinterest ass designs on their bodies forever.

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JLo got an infinity sign with an arrow through the middle on her rib cage with “Jennifer” on one side and “Ben” on the other. Ben has two crossing arrows with a “J” and a “T” between them on his arm (I assume this is also meant to represent something lame like Star Crossed Lovers). guys come on They are both artists. JLo performed at the Super Bowl, damn it; Ben is directing the upcoming movie Air with his A-list friends Matt Damon, Viola DavisAnd Jason Bateman. There must have been competitors other than arrows and infinity signs — symbols I’d expect from a couple who had a perfectly curated and picturesque barn wedding themed farmhouse chic. Or drunk prom teenagers getting henna tattoos on the Venice boardwalk.

Unfortunately, they seem happy, so I won’t poke fun any further. As long as Ben isn’t being held captive as content for On the JLo, I fully support them. #CommitmentIsSexy

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