Gisele changes ankle tattoo completely separate from Tom Brady

Welcome back to your weekly episode of Divorce Chronicles chronicling divorce. Gisele Bundchen is arguably going through one of the toughest times of her life as Her marriage to Tom Brady falls apart. But for the tabloids (ok fine, and us, but only if we make a grand statement about heteronormative gender roles) celebrity divorce is an even more compelling argument to speculate on every building Gisele visits, any lifestyle practitioner she sees and what she attracts and doesn’t attract to her body.

Over the weekend, amid reports she and Brady have increased to lawyers For her upcoming divorce battle, Gisele appears to have made changes to one of her tattoos on her ankle, according to to page six. The original tattoo reportedly dates back to Gisele’s relationship with Brady, which began when they met on a blind date in 2006 and later married in 2009. Bu page six says “it’s possible that the optimization is still symbolic” because a very different one tattoo on her body was dedicated to her late grandmother. OSince a crescent moon tattoo with three stars sprinkled around it, the art on her ankle has morphed into something page six calls a “tree-likee figure.” I personally see a tree man or a forest nymph, but then again, why the hell are we examining Gisele’s ankles?

Look, I see. In times of turmoil, sometimes the easiest way to take control of yourself and your turbulent emotional life is to get a new piercing or fresh ink, perhaps to remind yourself that pain can be endured. Even Pete Davidson is rumored to be AWAY this Kim K-inspired “My girl is a lawyer” tattoo (she only passed the baby bar, for what it’s worth). That doesn’t necessarily mean that a supermodel’s former ankle tat is a romantic “moon of my life”/”my sun and my stars” declaration from Khal Drogo to her husband.

For example, if supermodel Gisele Bundchen wants to order a seasonal pumpkin spice latte, it might just be because she enjoys the flavor and not because she wants to convey to the world that she’s hot and won’t let Tom’s Lawyers push her around. Gisele just changes up her body art, no need to worry. It’s not like her her rin removed– Oh shit, never mind.